Facts

1. Beauty pageant contests are good for two things. 1) Modeling of skimpy swimsuits. 2) Mockery. End of list.

2. Those influenced by the shallow thoughts of beauty pageant contestants are good for one thing. Mockery. End of list.

Fact submissions are welcome in the comment section or via email where they will be reviewed by the OATs board for truthiness. All decisions are final.